naughty weekend

i spent the last two weeks with jack bauer, watching him in action in all seasons 1 - 6. then spent weekend with my darling, watching horatio caine and team in action in season 4 & 5. burn, baby, burn ! ;-)

after all my heroes solved all cases and my darling left me to wait for another weekend before we can meet again, i had to keep the brutal, naughty mood.



found these on the net. so, is anybody up to any truth about oneself ?

AQUARIUS
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk. You enjoy sucking cock.

PISCES
You have vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting what you mistake as power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

ARIES
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and scornful of advice. You do nothing but piss off everyone you come into contact with. You are a prick.

TAURUS
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and stick-to-it-ivness because you never do anything right the first time. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a fucking asshole.

GEMINI
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This mens you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for thriving in incest.

CANCER
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems which makes you a sucker. You always keep putting things off. This is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.

LEO
You consider yourself a born leader. Everyone thinks you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo's are thieving mother-fuckers and enjoy masturbating more than sex.

VIRGO
You are the logical type ad hate disorder. You shit-picking attitute is sickening to your co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.

LIBRA
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libra's die of veneral disease.

SCORPIO
The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of you total lack of ethics. You are perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio's are murdered.

SAGITTARIUS
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagi's are drunks. You are indeed a worthless piece of shit.

CARPICORN
You are conservative and are afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken-shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.




hmmmm.... hey, don't shoot me, i am just the messenger...

c'est la vie !

cheers !!